December 20th, 2012 | No Comments »

– almost everything about the Coolidge effect was pulled from its Wikipedia page…
but if you’re not a fan of reading Wikis…please read this

In biology and psychology, the Coolidge effect is a phenomenon
—seen in nearly every mammalian species in which it has been tested—
whereby males (and to a lesser extent females) exhibit renewed sexual interest if introduced to new receptive sexual partners,
even after refusing sex from prior but still available sexual partners.

seems simple enough
men like new pussy…
ding. ding. ding.
what is new pussy?
pussy that they haven’t had a taste of yet…
so once they do?
it’s old pussy…
got it?

Ethologist Frank A. Beach is credited with naming the “Coolidge effect” in 1955, after one of his students suggested the term at a psychology conference.
He attributed the neologism to an old joke about Calvin Coolidge when he was President The President and Mrs. Coolidge were being shown [separately] around an experimental government farm.
When Mrs. Coolidge came to the chicken yard she noticed that a rooster was mating very frequently.
She asked the attendant how often that happened and was told,
“Dozens of times each day.”
Mrs. Coolidge said, “Tell that to the President when he comes by.”
Upon being told, President asked,
“Same hen every time?”
The reply was, “Oh, no, Mr. President, a different hen every time.”
President: “Tell that to Mrs. Coolidge.”

so even Presidents love new pussy.

Human males experience a post-ejaculatory refractory period after sex.
They are temporarily incapable of engaging in sex with the same female after ejaculation and require time to recover full sexual function.
In popular reference, the Coolidge effect is the well-documented phenomenon that the post-ejaculatory refractory period is reduced or eliminated if a novel female becomes available.

so how much do men love new pussy?
it works on them like instant Viagra
even after they’ve just got laid

all hail new pussy.

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December 14th, 2012 | No Comments »

Other niggas want her but u see them niggas wack to her
Side bitch trippin cause I never get back to her
My bitch like bitches…but none of my bitches bad to her

if you need a Friday night theme song, this is it
jam this on the way to happy hour…
on the way to the club…
on your way back home from the club…
hopefully you won’t be alone
hopefully you will find a girl as bad as the one Trey is rapping about
or maybe a dude as open-minded as Fab
or maybe whether you’re a girl or a guy…you run into Cassie…
either way, it’s Friday
hope it gets freaky enough for you.

Fab, Trey, Cassie…NICE.

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December 12th, 2012 | No Comments »

People worry about being cheated on…
they hardly worry about being the person that the cheater is cheating with
the enabler.
the other woman.
the homewrecker.
what are they thinking?

the scenarios are simple enough…
that girl that you have been lusting after forever, who always seems to be in a relationship with some other guy
or you’re with some other girl
the timing is just never quite right…
suddenly an opportunity presents itself
do you turn it down because she’s not exactly single?
it’s a moment of weakness and it may be your only shot…ever.
do you take it or do you allow your conscience to stab you?
this would be one instance where single and available would mean wildly different things…

there’s that guy that you know
his girl doesn’t treat him right
she doesn’t make him happy
but you could make him happy…
if only you got a chance to show him…
its okay as long as he realizes that he should have been with you instead of her…right?
you were just making things right with the universe
you’re not really a bad person

but after such an opportunity presents itself
and is taken
what exactly comes next?
would you be satisfied with what you have?
would you mind sharing that person?
you’ve wanted them, now you have them
however small a piece
or short a time
they can’t stay the night
they don’t always pick up the phone
because they have a significant other that is priority #1 in their lives

do you let things be?
or do you embark on the often futile quest to get them gone?

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December 11th, 2012 | No Comments »

[guest post by the Yearning Ninny]

Dear John,
After the shit realisation that our relationship had ended,
I have felt a long period of what can only be described as limbo.
Despite being single, and wanting to move on with my life,
I have pushed away any man that has shown me attention.
Even those I don’t want to push away.
Guys who are genuinely one of the good ones.
I have pushed them away for a range of inexplicable reasons;
too nice,
too caring,
too keen to talk to me about how my day has gone,
too eager to show me honourable intentions by buying me flowers after a first date,
too quick to mention the “r” word
(relationship; in case you hadn’t clicked)
But the real reason that I pushed these guys away is because I hadn’t accepted our situation.
Yes I knew we were over,
and the chances of us even seeing each other ever again were probably along the same odds of me winning the lottery,
but I hadn’t wanted to believe that.
I was still holding onto the hope that one day,
things would change.
So I didn’t want to get into anything that may or may not possibly get in the way of things working out with us some day in the future.
Which is ridiculous.
That kind of thinking puts your life on hold.
Well, your love life at least.
So, having got into the same situation a few times now, where I push away any guy that may actually help me move on in life,
I’ve realised I need to accept that we are no longer.
I can no longer look back longingly, wonder about what could have been,
or what one day might be;
instead I need to focus on the here and now.
And right now, that’s not us.
The love that I feel for you only makes the pain worse;
I can no longer continue with that pain;
I can no longer continue to love you.
So I guess what I’m saying in this letter is goodbye; again.
We had a lot of good times.
Good times that I will always treasure.
Good times that were never intended to stop either of us from living our lives.

Never again yours,
the Yearning Ninny

[guest post by the Yearning Ninny]

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December 9th, 2012 | No Comments »

i’m just going to leave this here…

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December 9th, 2012 | No Comments »

you gotta love Jamie Foxx…
he’s not one of the Kings of Comedy
but the dude is pretty damn funny
creative as heck too.

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December 9th, 2012 | No Comments »

i watch a lot of crazy videos when i have free time
and 95% come from my insane friends
figured its about damn time i started sharing the madness
today, we start with old faithful…
howls of laughter…
general disbelief.
all reactions to this video

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December 4th, 2012 | 1 Comment »

“R.I.P to the girl you used to see
Her days are over.
baby she’s over…”
I love that the song starts with that…but I doubt Rita is over…
not by a long shot

I love do the interwebs though
long story short:
Rita Ora cheated on her (maybe) boyfriend Rob Kardashian…
…with something like 20 guys
…in the space of a year (allegedly)
twitter of course exploded and the delightful #RitaWhora tag was born
Is Rita a whore?
sure. why not?
does Rob have a right to be angry?
but i just wonder if he has a leg to stand on considering that his celeb status can be traced back to a sex-tape
and i just wonder where he was when Rita was banging all them guys…
how does he even know how many guys there were?

I will leave you with this:
“20 dudes in a year that you know?
So do we do the x3 thing?
If we do, then she deserves a standing ovation…oh wait…”

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December 3rd, 2012 | No Comments »

another painfully short weekend
followed by another cloudy and grey Monday
but it shouldn’t get you down
all you have to do is hit play…
let Fab tell it…

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